like a bawss
Thursday, April 16th, 2009- Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
- No problem.
- So you’re in charge around here, is that fair to say?
- Absolutely, I’m the boss.
- Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss.
- Well, the first thing I do is…Talk to Corporate (Like a boss)
Approve memos (Like a boss)
Lead a workshop (Like a boss)
Remember birthdays (Like a boss)Direct work flow (Like a boss)
My own bathroom (Like a boss)
Micromanage (Like a boss)
Promote synergy (Like a boss)Hit on Deborah (Like a boss)
Get rejected (Like a boss)
Swallow sadness (Like a boss)
Send some faxes (Like a boss)Call a sex line (Like a boss)
Cry deeply (Like a boss)
Demand a refund (Like a boss)
Eat a bagel (Like a boss)Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)
No promotion (Like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)
Shit on Deborah’s desk (Like a boss)Buy a gun (Like a boss)
In my mouth (Like a boss)
Oh, fuck me, I can’t fucking do it, shit!Pussy out (Like a boss)
Puke on Deborah’s desk (Like a boss)
Jump out the window (Like a boss)
Suck a dude’s dick (Like a boss)Score some coke (Like a boss)
Crash my car (Like a boss)
Suck my own dick (Like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)Chop my balls off (Like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (Like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (Like a boss)Turn into a jet (Like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)
Crash into the sun (Like a boss)
Now I’m dead (Like a boss)- …Uh-huh, so that’s an average day for you then?
- No doubt.
- You chop your balls off and die?
- Hell yeah!
- And I think you said at one point there you suck your own dick?
- Nope.
- I’m pretty sure you did.
- Nah, that ain’t me.
- Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me.
- I’m the boss.
- Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times.
- I’m the boss.
- Yeah, yeah, I got it.
- I’m the boss.
- No, I heard you, see you later!LIKE A BOSS!
(eu amo issaqui mas não digo que voltei/volto, porque não sei se, se voltar, vou querer participar de um “mundo” - pra não falar BLOGOSFERA, ew pelamor - de posts pagos e “problogging” e troca formal de links e google ads, enfim, douching em geral. prontofalei. :*)
